very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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