remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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