yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just took my morning after pill in the library
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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