sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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