singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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