Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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