lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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