I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
