Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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