Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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