So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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