Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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