I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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