Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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