hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You left your phone here
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