if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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