I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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