Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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