absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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