People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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