come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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