seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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