Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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