She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I checked into jail on foursquare
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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