he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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