You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
So. Much. Porn.
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