you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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