How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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