So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
They took my balls.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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