the new term for farting is butt boxing.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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