Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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