I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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