i permit you to call me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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