He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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