You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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