sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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