I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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