I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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