During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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