only if we run a train.
done.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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