if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you for not boning my boss.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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