i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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