i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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