Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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