I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
we should paint friendship bongs
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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