I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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