honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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