doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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