Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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