It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You may now shotgun with the bride
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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