Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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