Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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