My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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