I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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