Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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