What a fucking waste of an outfit
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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