He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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