I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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