Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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