Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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